Snakes in my House
Nightmare | August 12, 2010
In this dream I lived in some suburban house and I was dozing on the back porch in the late evening. Behind me was a small yard of grass and a barbecue area. The back part of the house curved in a semi-circular shape.
I was awoken by a buddy coming out from the house. It was dark and a dull haze made details indistinct. He was carrying a rattler in a pair of tongs with which you might flip a steak on the grill. The snake was quite pissed off. It hissed and lunged its head at me, snapping its sharp teeth.
“Dude, I found this snake in my room!”
We were suddenly startled back by the sound of hissing at our feet. Something was coiling on the wooden flooring in the twilight. [ Read more...]
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I receive a phone call from a long-extinct alien species and their civilization in a distant galaxy. [ Read more...]
Destroying Tokyo
It’s World War II and I’m in Tokyo. Instead of atomic bombs dropping on Hiroshima and Nagasaki the Americans have soundly defeated the Imperial Japanese Navy and are invading the country, starting with Tokyo. I’m Japanese in this dream and attached to a small group of five military officers and advisors. In order to protect certain military secrets and to provide a surprise for the invaders we’re tasked with the destruction of two skyscrapers in the downtown area. In the distance the heavy thud of bombs being dropped from enemy aircraft shakes the ground. Nearby, the sounds of cars screeching and people shouting. [ Read more...]
That Horrible Car Accident
There was that dream about the aircraft carrier diagram and model in the warehouse which segued into watching Jennifer drive on the H1 from Waipio to Mililani and she’s racing another driver and the free way splits. She passes a flaming car and is gunning the car up a steep hill at 80when the freeway makes a sharp turn and she rockets through a Monkey pod tree and over a steep hill and the car is rolling and crashing and I’m freaking out and calling the police. [ Read more...]
Boy Toybot
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A Nightmare of Angry Horses
Very suddenly I found myself separated from the others. Someone was crying nearby but I couldn’t see them. I think I was walking along a path through a grazing area for horses in the forest. Horses hidden in the trees were watching me, gathering around close like a conspiracy, huffing and puffing angrily. I could hear hooves pawing at the ground, then snorting and screeching. They were coming closer. Through the inky darkness I could see their outlines and red eyes glowing eerily. [ Read more...]
Epic Fail for Security
So I go visit my friend Joe who is a security guard at a gas station with a mini-mart. He comes running out from the mini-mart when I arrive. “Hey man, there’s two guys with guns in there! I think they’re robbing the place!” “Call the cops!” I say. [ Read more...]
Voodoo, Vomit, and Flooding
The first thing I remember was being waist-deep in a brown alley river in New Orleans. On either side were grungy, washed out buildings. In front of me was a large Creole woman with her hand stretched straight out and planted firmly on my heart. She was saying something to the effect that she had to perform some Voodoo magic on me if I wished to live in the city. [ Read more...]
